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Monday, November 20th, 2006
10:51 pm
Hi, my name is Stephen Hogan and I fuck up everything always.

p.s. Yesterday was my one year anniversary with Caitlin.

p.p.s. I love her.
Monday, May 29th, 2006
12:11 am
who has pro tools?

stephen hogan has pro tools.

can i get a holla?
Sunday, May 14th, 2006
10:57 pm
im vegan, officially.
Thursday, April 20th, 2006
11:34 pm
birthdays! crazy stuff!
i got my lisence today. it was bitchin'

yesterday was my five month anniversary with caitlin, who i love a whole lot.
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whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, whole, etc.
lot.

i actually typed out all those "whole"s. it made me realize that i dont like typing the word "whole" because it looks weird.

anyway, i love her.
Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
11:50 pm
where the fuck are my mircophones? ive been looking for several days now, all to no avail.

nick, do you have them?

if you do, im going to be upset with you for not returning my phone calls.

p.s. im actually hoping you do, but not so can be upset with you, so i know where they are.
Monday, February 27th, 2006
1:41 am
NOTICE:
i refuse to die before i overhear the word "callipygian" or "callipygious" used in a casual conversation.

and it has to be used properly!
Sunday, February 26th, 2006
1:23 am
i love caitlin, guys.

just remember that.

oh, and it's 1:23.

i realize that i havent put anything in marquee in a long time, so here's something in marquee.
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
4:23 am
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
10:32 pm
[A is for age:]
98

[B is for booze of choice:]
rum

[C is for career:]
rum runner from the prohibition and/or music producer

[D is for your dog's name:]
casey.

[E is for an essential item you use everyday:]
thumbs

[F is for favorite song at the moment:]
rhapsody in blue...yeah, i know how cool i am.

[G is for favorite games]
ive godda say that im a big fan of pictionary

[H is for hometown:]
the 408

[I is for instruments you play:]
drums, guitar, bass, harmonica, keyboard, trumpet, saxohpone, tuba, flute, washtub bass, sitar, sponge and bucket, rubber ducky, wall, panpipes, harp, and a few more. these are only my main ones.

[K is for kids?:]
what about them?..wait, what was j for?

[L is for last kiss?:]
this evening.

[M is for mom's job:]
market research analysist for flatscreen monitors and large projectors

[N is for name of your crush:]
caitlin

[O is for overnight hospital stays]
i suppose i stayed when i was born, but none that i remember

[P is for phobias:]
the only thing i fear is fear itself...or some shit like that

[Q is for quotes you like:]
"so this one time, i killed a guy..."

[R is for biggest regret:]
i broke up with caitlin for a few months. oops.

[S is for status:]
pardon?

[T is for time you wake up:]
between 6:16 and 6:49

[U is for underwear:]
fuck underwear. seriously.

[V is for vegetable you love:]
spinach i suppose?

[W is for worst habit:]
sometimes i tell stories about how i killed a guy with my 1995 red chevy pickup.

[Y is for yummy food you make:]
the yummiest food i make is probably oriental flavored top ramen brand ramen. i dont make much yummy food.

[X is for x-rays you've had:]
they have all been fantastic, all...[#] of them...why was y before x?

[Z is for your favorite animal at the Zoo:]
im a fan of zonkeys, but ive only seen them at grant's farm in St. Louis
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
8:32 pm
update on life
i got ungrounded.
on christmas i got an upright bass. its 70 feet tall. it looks something like some of these: http://images.google.com/images?q=upright%20bass&sourceid=mozilla-search&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi
now im in new mexico.
and i get back the 31st at motherfucking 7:30ish. fuck that.
Sunday, December 11th, 2005
1:31 am
branham's rowdy rooters=bunch of bitches.

goddamn it.Collapse )
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
11:27 pm
imagine theres no heaven. its easy if you try. no hell below us, above us only sky imagine all the people livng for today. imagine theres no country. it isnt hard to do. nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. imagine all the people living life in peace. you may say im a dreaner, but im not the only one. i hope some day you join us and the worl will live as one. imagine no posessions. i wonder if you can. no need for greed or hunger. a brotherhood of man. imagine all the people sharing all the world. you may say im a dreamer, but im not the only one. i hope some day you'll join us and the world will live as one.
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
1:26 am
1.What does your Livejournal quote mean?
it means that i hate you.

2. Elaborate on your icon.
its a fucking exploding whale.

3. Who introduced Livejournal to you?
jesus christ.

4. How many entries do you have?
more than five.

5. What's your current relationship status?
married.

6. What are you wearing right now?
...nothing...

7. What is your current problem?
being awake and not doing homework.

8. What are you doing right now?
filling this out, for some reason.

10. What do you love most?
jesus.

11. What makes you most happy?
JESUS!

12. Are you musically inclined?
yes.

13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were a millionaire ?
probably go take a shower. i like to shower in the morning.

14. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
i would keep leah from posting this so i wouldnt see it and feel like doing it.

15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
an awesome-a-saur.

16. Ever have a near death experience?
this one time i was four and my sister rolled me up in a blanket and i couldnt breathe. i passed out. i still have nightmares about it, and thats no good. also, once i got a ride from brittany.

17. Name ONE obvious quality you have?
i have a face.

18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"what ever happened"

19. Are you happy grounded today?
f'sho.

20. Who will cut and paste this first?
jesus.

21. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
hitler. derek lin. jessica whittemore. matt logan. michael cutshaw. that one girl.

22. Who was your first crush?
i was.

23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
im doing that right now, actually!

24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
not on purpose.

25.Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
not on purpose.

26.First thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
gender.

27.What do you usually order from Starbucks?
double venti charmel macchiato.

28. What is your biggest mistake?
not copyrighting the word "fuck".

29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
nope.

30. Say something totally random about you:
once i killed a guy.

31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
not that i know of.

32. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
define "kiddy".

33. Did you have braces?
hellz naw..

34. Are you comfortable with your height?
why wouldnt i be?

35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
once i got stabbed by this one ho. it was hot.

36.When do you know it's love?
when my handy-dandy love-o-meter says so.

37. Do you speak any other languages?
no. i dont even speak english.

38. What is your favorite smell?
...uh...

39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
im in one right now!

40. What magazines do you read?
i dont know how to read.

41. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
f'sho.

42.Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
yes.

43. Do you ever watch MTV?
not on purpose.

44.What's something that really annoys you?
onlinne surveys.

45. What's something you really like?
jesus.

46. Do you like Michael Jackson?
he wrote thriller.

47. Can you dance?
fuck yeah.

48.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
1:00 of the day two days after i woke up. it was intense.

49.Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
yes. see #16.

50.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the Emergency Room?
not that i know of

THE END

THE END

THE END

THE END

OKAY, IM SERIOUS THIS TIME

THE END.
Monday, November 28th, 2005
12:31 am
im grounded until christmas. fuck.
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
10:39 pm
the whole world: So steve, i head you got your permit?
me: Oh, f'sho.
Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
7:06 pm
permit test tomorrow

Current Mood: on my way to save the world
Sunday, October 16th, 2005
10:57 pm
god damn
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
11:04 pm
...so definately the other day i passed out. because of this, i went to the doctor today. that was fun. they took my blood pressure no less than eight times. they asked me a whole bunch of questions, which was very thoughtful of them. they had me stand up and sit down numerous times, asking if i was dizzy each time. sure enough, i was. they hooked me up to an EKG machine and did all that good stuff. apparently it isnt my heart, which is a good thing. mr. doctor man said that i displayed symptoms of several disorders generally found in people between the ages of 60 and 70. hes not so sure, though onsidering my age. so, they sent me to have some bloodwork done and to take a piss test. results from that should be back in a week or so.

morale: fuck being dizzy.

Current Mood: i feel like im dying
Monday, September 19th, 2005
6:18 pm
farrah made a post saying that she wanted people to write posts about her, so here is mine.

farrah is a nice girl. or at least she used to be. i dont know if she still is, becaue i dont know her anymore. this saddens me. but i suppose this is normal. one day everyone i have ever known or even seen will be dead, so i dont suppose it really matters much.

turtles are immortal, though. they will always be alive.

but this post isnt about mortality or turtles. it's about farrah, who i miss terribly.
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
3:54 pm
OH HELLZ YES.
BENIGN

Current Mood: BENIGN
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